Ferbles Magazine - Friday, Apr 29, 2011

**Hunny** on Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:27 pm

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A new issue every Friday!

From The Editor

Hello Readers!

Ya' know, I keep getting 'penis enlargement' ads in my spam box.
Well that's not gonna' be useful. Except possibly as Christmas gifts.

Let's take a look at my mail:

Concerned Company Official wrote:

Let's grow your small dick with this effective penis enlargement pill !

(Oh yea, guys like to be talked to like that. That'll work. )

Grow Your Small Dick!

LOL!

ROCK SOLID hardness that feels bigger, wider, and fuller !

"fuller"? *blink blink*

THROBBING powerful blood flow to the Penis.

ALL-NIGHT staying power!

Is it getting warm in here? It's getting warm in here, isn't it. I'll open a window.

You can't go wrong!
It's used by sex industry professionals!

erm... "by sex industry professionals"?? *blink*

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Hello! I'm Hunny. I publish this magazine & forum. Please feel welcome, and free to express yourself. We have no rules or mods here, to make the place miserable. All I ask is use your common sense, and be nice to each other. Wink

That's all.

Every Friday at noon, eastern time, there will be a fresh issue of the magazine. I hope to see you here regularly. There are some fun games & threads in the forum, and you're always free to start a topic. Enjoy!

If you have a question or problem, I'm the one to ask.

Just click this icon, to message me.

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Do you notice anything different, Number One?

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Ten Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

6. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

7. Sniffle incessantly.

8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

9. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

10.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

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Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height.
In human terms, this is equal to a 6 ft. person jumping 780 feet into the air.

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Our reviewer says, "If I were walking along, and saw a dog
doing this, I'd think someone put drugs in my Coke."

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This Week's Quiz
post your answers here, and come back to see what others said!

1 - If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

2 - What is your quirkiest habit, and why do you do that?

3 - Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? What?

4 - If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?

5 - Are you gifted? Everyone has some special talent. What's yours?

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Our reviewer says "10 stars! Best version available of this song!"

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DID YOU KNOW?

The Ancients knew about space...
The Greek philosopher Metrodorus in the 4th century B.C. wrote “To consider Earth as the only world with life in all of space is as absurd as to believe that in an entire field sown with grain only one plant will grow

In India, the big bang theory had already been thought of (and written into a religion) at the time.

And Socrates said, “Man must rise above the Earth, above the atmosphere, and beyond. For only then will he understand the true nature of the world he is in.”

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~Editorial~

RULES ARE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. DON’T JUST FOLLOW ALONG BLINDLY IN LIFE

Change is a good and natural process.
It needs to constantly be occurring, or else we are not growing, we are not improving anything.
Rules tend to inhibit change, to stop it from occurring, by forcibly keeping what is in place.
Anything that happens by force is wrong.

Rules are made and cherished by those who have already lived,
who want to make everyone else have to do as they did, forever.
But this is no longer their time. It is your time
We have a duty to re-write the rules, to fit the world as it needs now.
Regularly we must question why a rule even exists, and if it is wrong,
don't follow it. Say no. Demand change.

Don't let anyone fool you. Democracy means it is your world. Yours. You own it.
And you get to decide what to do with it. Do you like it how it currently is?

I suggest: Stay in school. Find out how the world really is.
Don't just repeat things.

And work to change it for the better.
For the future. For your children’s future.
And so you have not lived for nothing.

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**MikiiSmiles** on Tue May 03, 2011 11:09 pm

Greate first edition; I loved it! I still have to watch the videos (not now because it is late and I should go to sleep), but I'll watch them tomorrow! sunny

**Hunny** on Thu May 05, 2011 1:51 am

1 - If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Immodium.

2 - What is your quirkiest habit, and why do you do that?
When I shop, I never take the item in front. I have to reach for the one behind it. I don't want to buy "the display model", I always say.

3 - Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? What?
Oh, running this site and magazine!

4 - If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
Invisibility. I'd see things, I'd find things out, I'd be omnipresent and people would fear I may be there even then. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ! erm, I mean, yea. 'just sayin Razz

5 - Are you gifted? Everyone has some special talent. What's yours?
I can write music.

JL on Thu May 05, 2011 9:02 am

1 - If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
I would tell the child to shut up before his mouth will swell closed.

2 - What is your quirkiest habit, and why do you do that?
I shake my head from side to side when I sleep. I have no idea why. I'm just restless I guess, because there is no moment when my legs wouldn't shake. hahaha.

3 - Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? What?
I've dreamed of moving out from this town, and finally it's gonna happen.

4 - If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
I'd like to change things into gold.

5 - Are you gifted? Everyone has some special talent. What's yours?
drawing.

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