Ferbles Magazine - Friday, March 30, 2012

**Hunny** on Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:19 am

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M A G A Z I N E
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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could
walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only
later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
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It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly, but also, check out his Adam's apple.
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I bet when the Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they
would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big
hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
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Whether they live in an igloo, a grass shack or a mud hut,
people around the world all want the same thing – a better house.

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COMIC QUOTES

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna’ come.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and
I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.

A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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DID YOU KNOW?

In the 1920s, several groups lobbied for a calendar with 13 months,
each with four weeks. The new month would have come between
June and July. And to reach 365 days, the plan was to add "January 0."

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DID YOU KNOW?

There is actually more copper in a US nickel than in a penny.

Before Beverly Hills was home to the rich and famous,
the area was better known for its lima beans.

The first American-made condoms were made from
vulcanized rubber, and were meant to be re-used.

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This Week's Quiz

Post your answers here, and come back to see what others said!

1 - Have you given your heart away to someone?

2 - What was the last thing you forgot?

3 - What's in your bottom drawer?

4 - I just opened a can of alphabet soup, and there are
no W’s…only a lot of extra M’s. Should I take it back?

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Bullshit!
Is it true?
Or is it bullshit?

Win points for knowing!!
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Each week, a video picked for its WTF value -

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke

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