Ask Magnuson

**Hunny** on Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

ASK MAGNUSON !

Got a question or problem? Need to know the answer right away?
ASK MAGNUSON! He may not know the answer to everything, but
he'll give you one anyway; and we assure you that's just as good!!
So don't fret without a direction, or make a plan without a clue.
Get an answer, right now, to what's been bugging you!
Just ask Magnuson!

MAGNUSON KNOWS!!

ShakeyPete on Sun May 22, 2011 1:54 am

Magnuson,
I forgot what I wanted to ask. Pthew! (sorryz) (my terbacccy)
Oh yea! Can I borrow fifty dollars?
Oh, no, I remember, ok.. Yea. People seem to think I'm Hitler
but of course I died in 1962, I mean he died..er, when they killed him

shifty

Yea. Him. Pthew! (sorryz) (my terbaccy)

So my question is.. what can I do to retake Po.. eh..not look like this wonderfu..I mean awful Hitler man? How can I do that? Yea. Pthew! (sorryz) (MY TERBACCY!)
(Why does everybody always say that with me after a while?) *shake*

**Hunny** on Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:33 pm

MAGNUSON KNOWS!!

Don't listen to those fools!
What do they know?
Do they know how to hide a body in the laundry chute?
Do they know how to use a bed sheet as a neck tourniquet?
erm, I mean... my advice to you is to buy some sneakers.
If you wear them instead of the jack boots, you may find yourself
a little less likely to goose step. Now Magnuson knows, of course,
that it's just a coincidence that you resemble the Fuhrer in
every conceivable way, but I do think it was a smart move to change your
first name to Pete. (What kind of parent names their child Adolph
anyway?) Hope that helped. Heil. I mean, cut that out! Shocked

EllenMcFelon on Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:53 am

Dear Magnuson,

Why can't people just be kind?

**Hunny** on Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:43 am

EllenMcFelon wrote:

Dear Magnuson,
Why can't people just be kind?

MAGNUSON KNOWS!!

Oh but people do come in all kinds. The mean kind. The kind kind. The confused kind. Oh, I know what you're thinking, that's my kind. Well kind of, but it's not very kind of you to think that. Hey! I kind of wandered a bit. What was the question? Oh yea. Well, they can't be kind because they're a bunch of behinds! That's what Magnuson says. Shocked

ShakeyPete on Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:21 pm

Magnuson, rumor has it you're just a man with a loose screw and no pants on under that sheet. What do you have to say to these allegations? Shocked

**Hunny** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:17 am

ShakeyPete wrote:Magnuson, rumor has it you're just a man with a loose screw and no pants on under that sheet. What do you have to say to these allegations?

MAGNUSON KNOWS!!

No, it's not true, I "tighten my screw" all the time (he he, he Embarassed

). And as for pants, well.. pants. Got any? Shocked

They took mine away. But it's okay because I have a small family of immigrants under the sheet, working hard, making stuff for Kathy Lee Gifford.
Every once in a while they light a small fire, which keeps us both warm. Other times it's the chili that keeps Magnuson warm down there, but that usually results in a slowdown in production, so I don't want Kathy Lee to be too mad at me (she gives me 50 cents a day for this). Other.. Hold on.

*Fakes taking medication, then spits the pills out after nurse leaves*

I've almost got these straps cut through. Later I'm going to escape and come to your house to hide, erm, I mean, yea. Magnuson promises the immigrants don't eat much (After a while they don't eat nothin' at all. That's when some new ones come..

)

*starts tightening screw*

Em, this is private. (And disturbs the workers greatly).

*Tighten, tighten*

Okay, gotta' go!

Ask Magnuson

Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson

Re: Ask Magnuson